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You're welcome to get in touch about pretty much anything, except:

• Mobile app development
• Cures for snoring, sleeplessness, erectile dysfunction, constipation, diarrhoea, scrapie, apple scab, greyscale or mad snail disease
• Attracting more web traffic, filtering out excess web traffic, buying clicks, selling clicks, clicking clicks, picking up sticks or spamming dicks
• Anything from anyone with an email address like gghndrtdrb@gmail.com

In fact, with no hope of success, I'd like to discourage spammers altogether and suggest they go and waste someone else's time. Let's face it, it's a crazy dream, but what can you do?

If you're not one of the above, go right ahead and send me a message!

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